CNN Anchor: Is an asteroid falling from sky "an effect of global warming?"

It's all McCain's fault. If he didn't have such gravitas and such a magnetic personality those asteroids wouldn't come anywhere near us.

I say we shoot him before his magnetism kills us all.
 
It sounded like a question Erin Burrnet would ask but if we are asking questions, my question is this. Is this woman guilty of molesting her 5 yr old daughter? This is how they will poison the minds of the population against CO2 and bring about a global tax of CO2
 
OMG and they got the "expert" Bill Nye up there as well, he loves to push the GW agenda.
 
Ummm.... WTF!

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So, 12" of snow is a consequence of climate change? I thought it was a consequence of "winter".

Now, a 60" snow... That would be an anomaly worth raising questions over. But... come on. A foot of snow? That's not so outrageous. Who are the simps these snake oil salesmen are selling this crap to?
 
So, 12" of snow is a consequence of climate change? I thought it was a consequence of "winter".

Now, a 60" snow... That would be an anomaly worth raising questions over. But... come on. A foot of snow? That's not so outrageous. Who are the simps these snake oil salesmen are selling this crap to?

Hey- don't give snake oil a bad name! ;)

Actually snake oil has good medicinal properties- the Chinese long used it- but .gov ousted it and gave it the negative image we now have today. Can't have any of those nasty natural cures around, you know.
 
Hey- don't give snake oil a bad name! ;)

Actually snake oil has good medicinal properties- the Chinese long used it- but .gov ousted it and gave it the negative image we now have today. Can't have any of those nasty natural cures around, you know.

Well. There goes my analogy! ;)
 
Yes. If we allow global warming to continue, then every asteroid in the solar system will fall on us.

Therefore, we need to eliminate all the largest sources of hot air. And the one we should start with is the biggest one of all--namely, CNN!

Send in the drones!
 
She talks for a living. It's a very common misconception that people who are good at talking are intelligent. In many cases, such as this anchor, there is a greater percentage of the brain dedicated to speaking ability, at the detriment of other processes, like logic or knowledge storage.
 
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I've always noticed in generally warmer weather the days get longer, and when it begins to cool the days get shorter. Does climate change affect the amount of day light, Bill Nye? Are we headed to a time when it is always light out and no one will be able to sleep?
 
I've always noticed in generally warmer weather the days get longer, and when it begins to cool the days get shorter. Does climate change affect the amount of day light, Bill Nye? Are we headed to a time when it is always light out and no one will be able to sleep?

Sacrifices make the sun come back.
 
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