Angry Marine's Letter

[Sventity]

The most accurate description of the war and its affect I've seen:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/309485032.html

 

[angrydragon]

Whoa!

 

[GoRonPaul]

I think that was proven to be a fraud...

 

[Sventity]

Ah, I have no way to verify its validity, though I can only imagine that it simply puts in plain and often caustic words the way many feel about the war. It's not such a far-fetched scenario. My sister's former husband was a Navy Seal and a very similar thing happened. Whether true or not, it's a realistic expression of frustration about an unjust war.

 

[Shmuel Spade]

Seems fake, but the sentiment's appreciated.

 

[Bloody Holly]

I don't get how anyone could think it were fake and how it could be proven. It seemed real to me. also I took the time to read through other posts in that section and this one cracked me up



http://sfbay.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/325829361.html

you PISSED on my floor

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Date: 2007-05-07, 1:23AM EDT


so I know things weren't going well. I tried to break up nicely a lot of times. I really didn't want to hurt you, but neither of us were happy. We were both miserable infact. I'm sorry it didn't work out. It would have been lovely if we had both fallen madly and passionately in love- but we didn't. it needed to end.

all of that, however doesn't explain why

YOU PISSED ON MY FLOOR

and then you left.

I called to see if you had somehow slipped. I was hoping there was an explanation. You hung up on me.

I'm pretty sure that means you deliberately

PISSED ON MY FLOOR

i don't even know what to say to that. I don't know what to think.

I'm not sure I can protect your dignity anymore.

I need to tell everyone, because it's so fucking crazy.

YOU PISSED ON MY FLOOR.

I have a new rule in my apartment now.

Its the

NO PISSING ON THE FLOOR RULE.

it goes like this-

DON'T PISS ON MY FUCKING FLOOR.


thanks for a good laugh though. It's so much better than the cliche shit that ends way too many relationships. I"m sure the next time I break up with someone, I'll be saying

AT LEAST HE DIDN"T PISS ON MY FLOOR.


Location: not in the toilet
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[Shmuel Spade]

I don't get how anyone could think it were fake and how it could be proven. It seemed real to me.

Well for one, Marines don't call themselves soldiers.

also I took the time to read through other posts in that section and this one cracked me up

Yeah, that one was hilarious

 

[NewEnd]

Well for one, Marines don't call themselves soldiers.

yup, must be a fraud