Amend The Civil Rights Act

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I propose Title Twelve: Equal Ass Amendment

I think it's high time we put an end to ass discrimination. There ought to be a federal law if a women blows you off to take some other dude home and screws his brains out.

If this has happened to you, you have been a victim of ass discrimination.

Same goes for our gay friends. What can be more deflating to see some hot dude turn you down just to take some fat chick home or a gender reversed scenario?

People who blow you off to screw someone else's brains out should be persecuted for ass discrimination. Government should force people who ass discriminate against you, to have sex with you. It's not your ass if government can regulate your ass. It's a public ass and the health safety and welfare of people in need of ass are important too!

Remember, it's for the kiddies. Think of how much less rape and molestation there would be once we end ass discrimination.
 
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