Aliens use fracking to take over the Earth

[BAllen]

http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/54600/alien-business-ventures-on-earth-revealed/

They're called plurvians.

 

[Danke]

I knew it. Expel illegal aliens now!

 

[green73]

Listen, don't post stories like this without offering solutions.

 

[BAllen]

Listen, don't post stories like this without offering solutions.

LOL!
Thought I'd throw in my luny, fear mongering, paranoid inducing conspiracy story. Might as well, huh?
Solution is don't believe everything you read.

 

[Aratus]

UFOs are real...
E.Ts are highly
intelligent... so
IF they frack us
up, its darn clever
of them but cruel.