Wario

I'm the muscular, lady-gettin', yellow ball of anger cruisin' down the highway on my motorbike.
One of my notable historical ventures was the seizing of Mario's castle. I'm a free-market capitalist by day and an AnCap keyboard warrior by night. I have many private ventures into making my own fortune such as looting treasure and running a successful microgame making company, Warioware Inc.

Biking, gold panning, video game designing, cooking (up trouble)