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what can you buy with 1 electoral vote? A lifetime pass aboard the Ron Paul blimp! You and the secret billionaire will fly a luxury tour straight to the Revolution

True story. I went to the Houston sub-branch of the Dallas branch of the federal reserve on a college field trip back in like 2010. The guy giving us the tour told us that Ron Paul is automatically red flagged whenever his name comes up on guest lists for conferences or anything. They get an...

I only emerge when someone votes for Ron Paul

Ron Paul still more popular than Rand Paul

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I am actually in the process of writing a novel about my adventures in the South Korean bar scene. The preliminary brainstorming was 9,000 words. Its got everything. Pirates, Russian mobsters, hookers in karaoke bars, the time I lost my woman my phone and got hit by a car in one night. And...

Believe it or not

My actual thoughts while watching this movie: "Wow, these actors are doing an amazing job of talk fluidly for up to 10 minutes at a time in these long single shots." "European writers seem rather douchy and pretentious. I will avoid them in the future." "That guy looks like Tony Shalhoub."...

May 17, 2013. Casual Friday Bruce Lee T-Shirt Levi's: 511 Slim Fit Jeans Van's: Canvas Sneakers

May 16, 2013 Ralph Lauren: Plaid Shirt Blue Ralph Lauren: Chinos Olive Sperry: Top-Siders

Wardrobe for May 15, 2013 Ray Ban: Aviator 8301 Sunglasses - Brown tint, carbon fiber frames Ralph Lauren: Chambray Shirt - Light blue, sleeves rolled up Calvin Klein: K0A211 Wristwatch White Ralph Lauren: Hudson Chino Shorts Navy Blue Van's: Canvas Sneakers White

What on earth is going on here

Russians bombing our major cities. Its like a wet dream from the 1960s

40 high school students flood into KFC. NONE OF THEM KNOW HOW TO CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND THEM! Its fucking cold outside today. They order NOTHING!