I asked my Grandma today why she would vote for Santorum, before even asking her who she liked. She asked me how I knew she was thinking of voting for him and I said because you watch Fox News and they persuade you to. She didn't find it funny, still trying to get her to vote for Paul.
He should tell the major news outlets he is giving a speech announcing he is suspending his campaign so they all will cover it, then talk about his foreign policy lol.