LOL! No- there was so much Ron Paul traffic going on right near the $1,000,000 mark that it took down both the RonPaul2008.com site and us. We had 450+ users and ended up with a database error. This was my first need to fix such a problem and I selected the "Repair" option- it tells me "Wait Please..." OK- 2 hours later, still waiting.

So I abort, talk to some others, do some searches, try to figure it out and boom, at 3:30AM, I get lucky.
So we're still looking for an expert for tuning a Linux box running Apache, PHP, SQL and vBulletin.