There's a gun to your head...

[AggieforPaul]

And you have to vote Obama or McCain. And if you choose "shoot me", instead of dying you get shipped to a communist country that hates libertarianism even more than America.

 

[noxagol]

Another one....

 

[forsmant]

I'd vote for Alf.

 

[yongrel]

I reject the premise of the question. I would vote for neither.

 

[Andrew-Austin]

I'd just randomly choose one. No reason to feel guilty when someones forcing you to vote like that, especially if one of the two would have won anyways. So I suppose Obama, meh.

I don't see the "swing vote" scenario happening outside of movies.

 

[kojirodensetsu]

Give me a coin first, then I'll tell you.

 

[Anti Federalist]

Obama.

Worse is Better.

 

[rajibo]

I'd vote for Alf.

I'd vote for the guy who starred in Alf who was caught smoking crack and having sex with a homeless man...

 

[constitutional]

RON PAULL!!!!!!

In what kind of fucked up democracy would a man have a gun to head, confined to pick between three authoritarian states. I tell you what I do, fucking kill that guy holding the gun to my head or die trying.

 

[Anti Federalist]

RON PAULL!!!!!!

In what kind of fucked up democracy would a man have a gun to head, confined to pick between three authoritarian states. I tell you what I do, fucking try to kill that guy holding the gun to my head or die trying.

wOOt!!

 

[Defining Obscene]

Obama, so I can show all these useless people how wonderful their failed leader will be. Way to "get involved", kids.

 

[Imperial]

Neither. I would simply attack the guy holding the gun at me. Then, a) I end up dead or b) I get his gun, stop him, and flee, thus joining underground resistance.

 

[Luft97]

Obama.

Worse is Better.

I agree with this. Obama will take this country to the end game much faster than McCain I think.

 

[Brian4Liberty]

Give me a coin first, then I'll tell you.

Make that a Silver Eagle bullion coin, and you may wait so long you miss the election...

 

[Kludge]

I prefer to go sight-seeing in the Communist country. They tend to have the highest rate of happiness, donchaknow? I can be a lazy parasite until the imminent revolution, and then I can be a brave soldier and hopefully get a bronze statue at Stalingrad or something cool like that.

 

[pcosmar]

I am afraid that putting a gun to my head would be a step over my personal "line in the sand", and would fall into my "Rules of Engagement".

 

[steph3n]

I'd use my own gun.

 

[Truth Warrior]

"The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting." -- Charles Bukowski

 

[acptulsa]

I reject the premise of the question. I would vote for neither.

I reject the premise that the OP contained a question.

 

[tmosley]

I reject the premise that the OP contained a question.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.