The vagina is a myth according to Saudi scientists.

[zach]

The so-called 'vagina' is a myth, and women should stop trying to claim that they enjoy sex, says a group of Saudi grand viziers.

The viziers, all experts in modern Saudi scientific fields such as astrology, water divination and alchemy, were speaking at the launch of their new study, 'Between the Cracks: Stop Fannying About With Our Women', which has set out to prove that the 'vagina' is nothing more than an extension of the buttocks.

"Everybody knows that women are non-sexual creatures," said team leader Prince Abdul Abdul Abdul. "This fantasy about a female sexual organ, this subversive and frankly repulsive idea of a 'vagina', is yet another assault on our values and customs by the West."

Senior researcher Abdul Saud agreed. "Ask any man in the Kingdom if his wife has ever showed the slightest bit of enjoyment while fulfilling the nasty but essential work of spawning a male heir, and he will tell you that sex for women is, and always has been, utterly joyless."

"Until now, we naturally assumed that this lack of pleasure was the fault of the woman partner, perhaps due to some inherent psychological handicap shared by all women," said Grand Vizier of Numerology, Professor Faisal Abdul Saud. "But now we have shown that women are not only stunted psychologically, but physically too."

The team admitted that they had not questioned any actual women during the course of their research, since this would have required having a conversation with one, which is frowned upon in the Saudi scientific community.

Asked if they had ever heard of the clitoris, they confirmed that they had.

"Clitoris was a common name for girl-children in the mid-Victorian era," said Prof. Saud, adding that it sounded quaint and "faintly reminiscent of flowers".

http://www.hayibo.com/articles/view/710

 

[Deborah K]

Well, when they take your clitoris at the age of 10 and stitch your vagina up until you're of menstruation age - OF COURSE THOSE IDIOTS ARE GONNA SAY IT'S A MYTH!

 

[FrankRep]

This news seems fake. Onion quality.

 

[amy31416]

This news seems fake. Onion quality.

Exactly what I thought.

 

[Matt Collins]

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[dannno]

Well, when they take your clitoris at the age of 10 and stitch your vagina up until you're of menstruation age - OF COURSE THOSE IDIOTS ARE GONNA SAY IT'S A MYTH!

That's gonna do a lot to take the enjoyment out of sex too..

Pretty sure that is a joke site, tho..

 

[dannno]

They are a myth aren't they? I have no first-hand evidence that they exist....

Ya, women suck like that some times ..

 

[heavenlyboy34]

Vaginas a myth? Better not tell that to women or their gynos!

Sex is "utterly joyless"? Maybe they're doing it wrong, yes? LOL!

 

[Deborah K]

That's gonna do a lot to take the enjoyment out of sex too..

Pretty sure that is a joke site, tho..

I hope so. And I wish what I wrote was a joke too, unfortunately it is not.

 

[fedup100]

I would like to hear Dr. Paul's take on this revelation.......but you must understand, this is coming from men who are completely dickless.

 

[pacelli]

Hey, the Constitution is a myth too.

 

[Matt Collins]

some times ..

I think you really meant "perpetually"

 

[Deborah K]

I think you really meant "perpetually"

Exactly what is it you guys are saying?

 

[Ozwest]

I'm no metro man.

But...

The title of this thread, and the disrespect towards women is not good.

 

[zach]

Eh, I thought it was funny.

 

[Matt Collins]

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[Kotin]

HA HA HA. The Google contextual ad below says "Meet Single Arabs HERE" at ArabLounge
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we all have way too much time on our hands...

 

[Matt Collins]

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[SeanEdwards]

I've heard rumors of this vagina that you speak of. I believe it is some kind of hand substitute, but I'm not clear on the details.

 

[Deborah K]

That I'm 26 and single....grrrr

Get a hooker. No just kidden. You look like Penn, so how is it you ain't gettin wit da ladeez?