Oyate
Banned
- Joined
- Nov 19, 2007
- Messages
- 1,334
Cheese makes America strong but Froot Loops makes us dangerous.
Never loan a friend your steering wheel when things are moving in the windows,
How do you know what other people see in the mirror when you have never been anybody but you?
The choice target for vampires are vegetarians but Ron Paul is my garlic.
Supporters of Ron Paul are becoming known for intestinal fortitude and retreads.
The modern day homosexual is more an art form than a proclivity.
The hypotenuse of and equilateral triangle has just stepped out to lunch.
non-sequiters are the diaspora of the intellectual geopolitiscape.
And all together now,
TAKE A RAT TO LUNCH
FEED HIM DE-CON
DCON GET'S 'EM
D-C-O-N!
(apologies, friends, i'm just waking up and this morning you are the chosen substrate of my consciousness. lucky you. i don't know what you are doing today but i intend to spend this day trying to figure out how to support the vote-fraud thing before 5:00pm EST. see, i got this thing. people think i'm smart, but my whole trick is to get people to remember they are way smarter than me. i also got this thing that allows me to be almost invisible and i can slink around through groups of people that hate each other and nobody gives me champagne but nobody asks me to leave either. the whole effort may just be my need to see that i'm in fact here and in fact having this experience. metaphysics get under my skin. but as i might think, therefore i am, i am just as convinced that as i think, you are even stranger than i am and i just can't make this stuff (meaning you) up. therefore i think you are. and yes, you can borrow it. i had another friend once. she was too.)
I am the wicker raft of the denigrated apostles but we make a mean breakfast. The line forms to the East, please wash your hands, get to this meetin' we're fixin' fer eatin'.
(seriously, this is like coffee. i have to do this just to wake up.)
Never loan a friend your steering wheel when things are moving in the windows,
How do you know what other people see in the mirror when you have never been anybody but you?
The choice target for vampires are vegetarians but Ron Paul is my garlic.
Supporters of Ron Paul are becoming known for intestinal fortitude and retreads.
The modern day homosexual is more an art form than a proclivity.
The hypotenuse of and equilateral triangle has just stepped out to lunch.
non-sequiters are the diaspora of the intellectual geopolitiscape.
And all together now,
TAKE A RAT TO LUNCH
FEED HIM DE-CON
DCON GET'S 'EM
D-C-O-N!
(apologies, friends, i'm just waking up and this morning you are the chosen substrate of my consciousness. lucky you. i don't know what you are doing today but i intend to spend this day trying to figure out how to support the vote-fraud thing before 5:00pm EST. see, i got this thing. people think i'm smart, but my whole trick is to get people to remember they are way smarter than me. i also got this thing that allows me to be almost invisible and i can slink around through groups of people that hate each other and nobody gives me champagne but nobody asks me to leave either. the whole effort may just be my need to see that i'm in fact here and in fact having this experience. metaphysics get under my skin. but as i might think, therefore i am, i am just as convinced that as i think, you are even stranger than i am and i just can't make this stuff (meaning you) up. therefore i think you are. and yes, you can borrow it. i had another friend once. she was too.)
I am the wicker raft of the denigrated apostles but we make a mean breakfast. The line forms to the East, please wash your hands, get to this meetin' we're fixin' fer eatin'.
(seriously, this is like coffee. i have to do this just to wake up.)
