UGH! This is how it went:
Me: Mother, you know, non-interventionism is very different than isolationism. Just like traditional Republicans, Ron Paul recognizes that going into the Middle East to spread democracy is a waste of time because they have no interest in our form of government. Did you know that Ronald Reagan agreed with Dr. Paul--
Mother: Uh huh, listen I'm in the car. (To her husband) Dick, isn't there an IHOP on this road?
Me: Ok, Mother, I'll talk to you later.
This is how every conversation with my mother, or any of my family, goes. I even tried to use the phrase "spread democracy" and invoke the name of her god, Ronald Reagan, this time to pique her interest. Alas, the IHOP was more interesting.
Very depressing.