I can just see it now. It's the morning after the general election and Ron Paul has won by a landslide. The headline on the front page of the New York Times reads:
STUNNING DEVELOPMENT
PARIS HILTON REARRESTED
That was AWESOME! Just made me think... if the day ever comes where I see that on my TV screen for real, I will honestly cry my eyes out. I'm dead serious. The fact that I'm a sap is no secret.