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tod evans

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coppied from a construction forum i visit......


I like Obama because he is for CHANGE, and CHANGE is what we need. CHANGE is about moving from where we were to where we will be. CHANGE make sense because, to not CHANGE makes us.... unchanged.

CHANGE will bring about HOPE. New HOPE. HOPE that we didn't have before CHANGE showed up. HOPE will follow CHANGE. Sometimes HOPE leads CHANGE, but typically it follows CHANGE.

HOPE sometimes follows CHANGE too closely and CHANGE will eventually tap its brake lights. If HOPE isn't careful, HOPE will rear-end CHANGE and CHANGE will be pissed. If HOPE is to ever overtake CHANGE, HOPE should at least beep its horn or flick its lights. CHANGE needs to know that HOPE is passing.

Sometimes, HOPE doesn't look far enough into the FUTURE. The FUTURE will surely bring about CHANGE, but CHANGE is already doing the speed limit. Therefore, HOPE should follow CHANGE and be patient, but HOPE is more important than CHANGE. HOPE and CHANGE sometimes tries to sees who can get to the FUTURE first and the FUTURE has to swerve into the ditch to keep from being taken out by HOPE and CHANGE. HOPE and CHANGE have pulled this dodge more than once.

So... where does that leave the FUTURE? Depending on the FUTURE'S insurance, it can be OK or wiped out. HOPE and CHANGE are not insured. HOPE and CHANGE spent their money on spinner hub caps. The FUTURE had to have a savings account. While HOPE and CHANGE partied, the FUTURE held down two jobs. HOPE and CHANGE will have to steal from the FUTURE in order to stay on the road.

Obama will bring us HOPE and CHANGE.
 
This is why I like to think of Obama as the Giuliani of "change".

Step 1. Hope
Step 2. Change
Step 3. Future. Weee!
 
Hahaha. Quality. Time to go post in some Obama forums ------ if I can find any... :rolleyes: that aren't censored that is.
 
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