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Mother of God...

osan

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I'm laying in bed. Kitty is glued to me. She's 14 or so and suddenly very clingy... and gassy. She's laying on my left shoulder, purring like a runaway diesel about to let loose, and dropping these farts that leave words far, far behind.

Why does God hate me?
 
My brother's cats never lay with me whenever I'm in bed. Might have something to do with the fact that I usually keep my door closed when I sleep.
 
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