has anyone heard of Special Agents of the United States Illuminati?

[Highland]

http://citizen-times.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=200880917085

title of the article is ....Man fails to defuse nuke in cow sculpture

evidently he got stuck in an air vent at the Knoxville Museum of Art.

A police report indicates Smith said he was a "special agent with the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931."

 

[Dieseler]

lol.

 

[dannno]

wtf of the day

 

[Highland]

here's the mainstream vid...they picked this local story up too! hilarious

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/26775490#26774480

 

[Highland]

wtf of the day

Randy always wants those cheeseburgers!

 

[Spider-Man]

Someone needs to get to Memphis and defuse that bomb.

 

[Highland]

Someone needs to get to Memphis and defuse that bomb.

I pick you for the mission Spiderman...any seconds...unfortunately I don't have the training to be special agent of the US Illuminati.