Help Wanted Advertisement
The folk you refer to have no life as we no it.
They don't understand cell phones, fear the internet,
view their neighborhood with some tinge of paranoia
and don't watch anything on Faux that doesn't involve skin,
be it pigskin or bareskin.
They would be very receptive if you can penetrate the psyArmor they have
constructed over the decades.
In their face we appear just like Faux depicts us - frightneningly different,
somewhat alien to their landscape of lawns that ned to be mowed and
a world that needs to be kept at a safe distance.
What we need is clinical study - here's the Advertisement:
Short Version:
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If you are at least 18 years of age and do not know who Ron Paul is,
you may be qualified to participate in a clinical research study
studying the safety and effectiveness of an outpatient
treatment for media brainwashi.
Volunteers who qualify will receive study instruction and
study related emotional support at no cost.
You do not need medical insurance in order to participate
and may discover this treatment may be more than
worth your time and travel involved.
We are looking for people at least 18 years of age who are:
• Do not know who Ron Paul is or what the Constitution means
• Have problems sleeping at night worrying about terrorist attacks
If you are interested or want additional information, please call:
Ron Paul rEVOLution
www.RonPaul2008.com
703-248-9115
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A Longer, Thicker, Harder Version for newsprint advertisements
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Trial Information
Indication: Have never heard of Ron Paul
Study Summary: AN IMPORTANT CLINICAL TRIAL FOR IRS SYNDROME
This advertisement is intended to be viewed by IRS sufferers,
if you are an IRS tax collector click HERE
(may need to click several times - it is a slow server).
We’re trying to improve treatment for IRS SYNDROME – you can help!
Do you have episodes of anger, dizziness or disgust with current government? This may be due to a condition called “IRS SYNDROME”.
If drug therapy has not been successful to treat this condition
or you have intolerable side effects due to efforts
you are currently taking to avoid this condition,
you may be eligible for this trial.
What is being studied?
This clinical trial is comparing the safety and effectiveness of a
non-drug treatment (psychological counseling) called Historyotomy
with the standard news therapy for IRS SYNDROME.
This study is evaluating whether a particular investigational examination
of history can be used safely and effectively to treat IRS SYNDROME.
What does the treatment consist of?
In this procedure, the Constitution (and Bill of Rights) are discussed
in open forum and the salient points are threaded into consciousness.
An attachment at the end of the forum delivers direct comparisons of
well-known characters from History to the current slate of presidential candidates. This results in a broad but localized knowledge which
enhances the areas of thought essential for understanding or criticizing
the common deceptions as seen on television.
Is this treatment dangerous?
All interventional treatments have risks.
However, this procedure is widely used for other types
of cultural disorders in the U.S. and worldwide with low complication rates.
The treatment of IRS SYNDROME is a new indication for this particular technique.
Which is why it is the subject of a clinical trial.
I’ve already failed a TAX AUDIT. Can I be in the IRS SYNDROME treatment group?
In order to prevent treatment, the government requires that
repeated IRS SYNDROME clinical trials not be conducted,
but comparing the new IRS SYNDROME treatment
with the standard of current news contradicts this prescription.
In this trial, approximately two-thirds of the patients will accept the
IRS SYNDROME treatment, while the remaining patients
will need to go back on medication.
Those who receive medication may be eligible to have the
IRS SYNDROME treatment again at a later date.
Why would I want to take part in this trial?
Currently in the U.S., IRS aversion behavior is primarily treated with TAX AUDITS. But about half of patients treated with TAX AUDITS fail to achieve
relief from overtaxation or find the side effects of life on the run intolerable.
The purpose of the study is to demonstrate whether
removing the IRS is safe and effective method for treating poverty.
You would therefore be helping to advance knowledge about the
treatment of sufferers like yourself who have IRS TAX AVERSION
and who are either not getting relief from tax breaks or
are unduly impoverished by the side effects of living without income.
You may be eligible to participate in this study if you:
* Have failed to earn enough money to pay your bills,
* or find the side effects of your poverty intolerable
* or are not happy with how your taxes are spent
* Are 18 years of age or older
* Do not know Ron Paul or understand the Constitution
This advertisement is run by Ron Paul's rEVOLution,
a grassroots campaign that focuses on examining election issues
that concern the Constitution and Law.
To see if you are eligible, or for more information, call 703-248-9115
(Mention the Ron Paul rEVOLution)
www.RonPaul2008.com
