first day in office - January 2009

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My fellow americans...

- The Iraq war is over.

- The Iran war will not happen.

- The patriot act has been discarded.

- Your civil liberties have been restored.

- Your federal income taxes are now zero.

- The government will no longer spy on citizens.

- All long-held government secrets are being released.

- Every conviction for personal drug use is hereby pardoned.

- The federal reserve is abolished - no more "play money" shall be printed.

Sorry I couldn't be more positive on my first day in office. I'll try to do better tomorrow. Have a nice day.

 

[Matt Collins]

I just creamed in my pants a little...

 

[mwkaufman]

My fellow americans...

- The Iraq war is over.

- The Iran war will not happen.

Okay.

- The patriot act has been discarded.

- Your civil liberties have been restored.

- The government will no longer spy on citizens.

Won't happen first day, but in a few weeks sure.

- Your federal income taxes are now zero.

Not going to happen quickly, and I could certainly see it taking until 2010 before the federal income tax is replaced with a VAT.

- All long-held government secrets are being released.

Obviously not going to happen.

- Every conviction for personal drug use is hereby pardoned.

Cool!

- The federal reserve is abolished - no more "play money" shall be printed.

Paul doesn't even claim to stand for this, he has stated he'd move to legalize competition.

 

[partypooper]

also: the whole world is in shock. i think that nobody - nobody - believes that we can turn the corner so drastically. hope we show them all we are still the greatest nation in the history of the world .