Dr. Seuss vs. Cardi B

[Anti Federalist]

H/T to [MENTION=12547]tod evans[/MENTION]

This was posted in the Hot Topics pic thread but I found it so insightful that it needed it's own thread.

This what the insanity of living in the middle of a Marxist Revolution is like.

This is great, thanks.

Just for the record, let's review the uplifting and in no way "inappropriate" content of "Wet Ass Pussy".

WAP

Whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)

[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion]
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (Yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a nigga runnin' me (Pow, pow, pow)
Talk your shit, bite your lip (Yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that dick (While you ride that dick)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang (Yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (Ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet-ass pussy (Ah, ah, ah)
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet-ass pussy (Click, click, click)
Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy (Mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet-ass pussy (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep stroker
Need a Henny drinker, need a weed smoker
Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Pussy A1 just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (Yeah, ah)
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo

[Verse 4: Megan Thee Stallion]
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'
Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' (Ah)
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom-feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask "Whose is it?"
When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fuckin' with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet-ass pussy
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet-ass pussy
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet-ass pussy
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet-ass pussy, huh

[Outro: Al "T" McLaran]
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house
There's some whores in this house

 

[Anti Globalist]

Cardi B is such a repulsive human being.

 

[CaptUSA]

Don't forget to add that this meme has been "fact-checked" and deemed to be misleading.

https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/03/fact-check-dr-seuss-enterprises-did-not-cancel-publication-of-the-cat-in-the-hat.html

Never mind that this fact check is for a different meme of similar content - they still applied it to this meme.
Never mind that the fact check misses the entire point of the meme.
Never mind that the fact check doesn't mention that WAP was named NPR's song of the year in a flattering piece about how in spite of the bad in 2020, it gave us some really great music!
Never mind that neither the pulling of Dr. Seuss books, nor the promotion of WAP was based on demand. (Those books still sell and WAP wasn't even in the top 20 songs sold or streamed in 2020)

Another thing I'm seeing is that there's a perception is that this is the free market in action. A company decided to stop selling their books out of their moral concern; they weren't "forced" to stop selling them. And WAP was a hit song because people like it.

First of all, in a free market, company decisions are generally based on customer demand for their products - not on the voices of the screaming banshees that don't buy their products anyway. Companies are perfectly free to stop selling their products for moral reasons, but that's not what happened here. They bowed to the pressure of non-consumers because of the damage they could do to their reputation. And the amount of money the studio spent on the production of the WAP video and promotion should tell you that the studio was trying to shock and hoped it would translate into dollars. While this is a market approach, it seems at least plausible, if not clear, that this spend was more about dragging the culture into the gutter than it was about the return on an investment.

 

[DamianTV]

While we are at it, look up Dr. Fauci vs Dr. Seuss.

Personally I trust Dr Seuss more than I trust Dr.Fauci.

Hell, I trust a rattlesnake wearing a "Pet Me" sign around its neck (do snakes have necks?) more than I trust Dr. Fauci.

 

[69360]

You can not have Seuss in your house. If you like him you are a louse.

Even if there is no basis. We will cancel him, he is a racist.

I do not like him, woke I am.

 

[Madison320]

Don't forget to add that this meme has been "fact-checked" and deemed to be misleading.

https://leadstories.com/hoax-alert/2021/03/fact-check-dr-seuss-enterprises-did-not-cancel-publication-of-the-cat-in-the-hat.html

Never mind that this fact check is for a different meme of similar content - they still applied it to this meme.
Never mind that the fact check misses the entire point of the meme.
Never mind that the fact check doesn't mention that WAP was named NPR's song of the year in a flattering piece about how in spite of the bad in 2020, it gave us some really great music!
Never mind that neither the pulling of Dr. Seuss books, nor the promotion of WAP was based on demand. (Those books still sell and WAP wasn't even in the top 20 songs sold or streamed in 2020)

Another thing I'm seeing is that there's a perception is that this is the free market in action. A company decided to stop selling their books out of their moral concern; they weren't "forced" to stop selling them. And WAP was a hit song because people like it.

First of all, in a free market, company decisions are generally based on customer demand for their products - not on the voices of the screaming banshees that don't buy their products anyway. Companies are perfectly free to stop selling their products for moral reasons, but that's not what happened here. They bowed to the pressure of non-consumers because of the damage they could do to their reputation. And the amount of money the studio spent on the production of the WAP video and promotion should tell you that the studio was trying to shock and hoped it would translate into dollars. While this is a market approach, it seems at least plausible, if not clear, that this spend was more about dragging the culture into the gutter than it was about the return on an investment.

I think this cancel culture stuff shows the power of voluntary action to make changes, despite the fact that I think it's idiotic. This is a good argument for eliminating all the use of force like anti-discrimination and affirmative action laws. Of course the left won't see it that way. They're going to want to increase the amount of free stuff they can extract from the producers.

 

[RJB]

I have stated this before, WAP is crap by every definition.

Sound quality? I know kids in garage bands with better recordings.

Lyrical talent? Please.

Musical talent? Get the fuck outta here.

Even as for as pornographic value, reading a Dr. Seuss book would probably turn me on more than that plastic idiot woman.

 

[Anti Federalist]

I have stated this before, WAP is crap by every definition.

Sound quality? I know kids in garage bands with better recordings.

Lyrical talent? Please.

Musical talent? Get the fuck outta here.

Even as for as pornographic value, reading a Dr. Seuss book would probably turn me on more than that plastic idiot woman.

Hateful white supremacist.

 

[Anti-Neocon]

Another thing I'm seeing is that there's a perception is that this is the free market in action. A company decided to stop selling their books out of their moral concern; they weren't "forced" to stop selling them. And WAP was a hit song because people like it.

First of all, in a free market, company decisions are generally based on customer demand for their products - not on the voices of the screaming banshees that don't buy their products anyway. Companies are perfectly free to stop selling their products for moral reasons, but that's not what happened here. They bowed to the pressure of non-consumers because of the damage they could do to their reputation. And the amount of money the studio spent on the production of the WAP video and promotion should tell you that the studio was trying to shock and hoped it would translate into dollars. While this is a market approach, it seems at least plausible, if not clear, that this spend was more about dragging the culture into the gutter than it was about the return on an investment.

Screaming banshees are part of market forces. Companies also should be free to "drag the culture into the gutter" unless you have a better alternative. The last thing we need is a culture police.

Also yes parts of the meme in the OP were false and misleading.

 

[Brian4Liberty]

Candace Owens blasts Cardi B's vulgar performance at the Grammy's

 

[Anti Federalist]

Don't forget to add that this meme has been "fact-checked" and deemed to be misleading.

Fact Checker "logic".

 

[phill4paul]

Candace Owens blasts Cardi B's vulgar performance at the Grammy's

The front row had to wear swim masks and snorkles.

 

[Joe McCarthy]

Candace Owens blasts Cardi B's vulgar performance at the Grammy's

This is something that surely deserves a place here.

 

[CaptUSA]

 

[Anti Federalist]

The front row had to wear swim masks and snorkles.

LOL - Yeah, more like a biohazard suit.

Whatever is leaking out of that nasty cooze, I don't want any of it on me.

 

[phill4paul]

LOL - Yeah, more like a biohazard suit.

 

[Anti Globalist]

Imagine thinking Dr. Suess is offensive but Cardi B isn't.

 

[ClaytonB]

Candace Owens blasts Cardi B's vulgar performance at the Grammy's

I never understood the point of trying to censor music like this down to G-rating... I think more than 50% of the lyrics are censored... smh

 

[ClaytonB]

SFW:



Yes, I watched the whole video

 

[ClaytonB]

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