DnA of real Santa Claus substantiated.

[Uncle Emanuel Watkins]

A week after finding a Big Foot and substantiating the creature as having the same exact DnA as rubber, hunters shot and killed a creature today which, according to experts, looks a lot like the real Santa Claus. After dragging the fat corpse some 5 miles to be stored, its massive body had to be doubled over to fit it into a freezer.
The two hunters claimed to have kept hearing the sounds of "HO!" "HO! "HO!" the night before while something had been sneaking into the cabin to eat all the milk and cookies out of the refrigerator.
While a group of scientists are hard at work trying to substantiate the creatures DnA, its head has already been cut off and shipped to Atlanta to check for rabies.

 

[acptulsa]

Damn the luck! Now we'll have to make up the difference for the kids--and in a bad economy, too!

 

[Truth Warrior]

Well, just scratch Christmas off the list too.

 

[The One]

Santa's dead??? Sweet, I'm gonna go get me some Mrs. Clause booty!!!!!!!