Bingo
I've found that a good way of getting past screeners is to mention that you were a life long democrat who's decided to vote republican this time around. It never fails.
Great one, bashing Hiltery Clinton only gets you by the screener so many times. The neocons live to hear what you've described. Get right to the point though, the amount of words out of your mouth before you are dumped can be counted on 2 hands and 2 feet:
Example:
Neocon: "Let's go to 'Spammer' in New York City, hello there Spammer":
Spammer: "Hi Mr. Neocon, today I shed my democrat hide and help restore the constuitution by donating $100 to the strongest defender of liberty....Dr. No, Dr. Ron Paul, the champion of the constitution"
Neocon (if he hasn't already dumped you in the 7 second delay): "Excuse me, I just spit my coffee over this high dollar microphone, WTF did you just say?!?!"
and so forth. If the delay becomes and issue, bring the screener a new line, like Fred Thompson is going to pull a rabbit out of his hat (or whatever) and be more subtle: recant the poem this way:
Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Money was Gold, Silver then Fiat
I know of no reason
That the US constutution be attacked by treason
And this WE and Ron Paul never forgot!!!!!!
GOOD LUCK WITH THIS, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN ON THE AIR, BUT GET ON THE AIR!
