lolyla:
Is this alien from outer space, or the type that gets Lou Dobbs all riled up?
wayoutleft:
i understand colin powell will vouch for the alien's authenticity before the un.
KQuarksSuperKollider:
Who needs and alien autopsy. I saw most of McBush's press conference today. If Bill Clinton was our first black president than McBush will be our first alien president. I mean the guy is frighteningly strange.
Kache:
WOW! An "authentic" video (so says an instructor at some film school)
So what is an "authentic video"?
If I show you a video of John McCain saying something stupid, that would be an "authentic video". But, if I showed you a video of John McCain saying the same stupid thing while wearing an Elmer Fudd mask that would actually be even more authentic because it would expose more truth than the first one.
So I'm shooting a video in my bedroom (don't ask) and this alien gets curious (I said DON'T ask) and sticks his pointy head in the window. I capture it on film. He/It leaves. What does this tell us about aliens?
1) They are techo-illiterate. The damned "thing" didn't realize I'd put the
vid on youtube?? Comeon!!
2) Aliens are chicken-shit. He/It didn't try to take the vid away from me. I haven't even heard from is/it's lawyers. What planet are these guys/things from?? They don't have lawyers?? How inhuman can you get!!
3) They are ready to surrender and are still trying to figure out how to say "Take me to your leader". The "take me" part they heard at the window (I SAID don't ask). It's just a matter of days now. I really hope they wait until February so we can get pictures of them playing basketball with our new leader.
user20042004:
Obama is a MUSLIM!
Be careful!
oldwiseone:
Half of the world is Muslim, you can't hide.
nonconformist2:
Dear Aliens: If you come across a person named LOU DOBBS, run like HELL!!!
anti54:
Or just take him with you to experiment on. We don't want him anymore.
nonconformist2:
Well, at least it will distract us from the nasty democratic primary race for awhile. I good us the laugh. Don't get me wrong I would LOVE to have actual contact with intelligent life in the universe. This is not it.
nonconformist2:
Geez, I got to spell check more often, I sound like I'm drunk.
Kache:
Actually "I good us the laugh" says it perfectly!
SharonB:
I feel so sorry for these aliens, they go to all the trouble to come to us from bilions of miles away and they never manage to land at Yale, Harvard, Oxford, NASA headquarters... heck, they never even wave at the people on the Space Station...(I hear those folks are looking for a plumber... I am sure the aliens would bring one on such a long trip.)
I am beginning to think the aliens who come here are the B-listers from their planet and the A-listers are going to some really neat planet where pizza has no calories and no one is named Tiffany, Britney or Paris.
Kache:
Are we having fun yet Sharon?
Obviously we haven't got anything they want. They just drop by, look around - and leave. It's getting embarrassing!
